There is absolutely nothing good about Wednesday. I don’t care if ancient evidence is unearthed that proves Jesus was born on a Wednesday. That doesn’t make them suck any less. You know what does make them suck less? This stuff:
- THIS AMAZING CRAIGSLIST AD. – Are you now considering the possibility of eating lumber for 6 days straight? Me too.
- A wicked-cool rendition of the Talking Heads’ “This Must be the Place”
- Have you seen Obama’s appearance on Jimmy Fallon yet? WHY NOT?
- Beautiful “gravity-defying land art” by Cornelia Konrads. It sounds pretentious, but it looks like something out of the “Where the Wild Things Are” movie.
- Ready for this? Pizza Hut is getting ready to bring to the world a pizza that has a crust made out of cheeseburgers. You can’t make this stuff up.
- If your life savings is just sitting around getting all dusty, why not bid on the original drawing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Hopefully your Wednesday now sucks just a little bit less!